Middle school students are , like...so immature.

Today’s assignment in Science was to read through the Weekly Readers and complete a worksheet. At the end of each class the students turned in the Readers for the next class to use.

Because I get extremely bored during classes, I sometimes work on the dittos. I write in red pen and put the word "KEY" on the top and I ALWAYS finish before all of the students. Why? Because I rock.

Mid-day I pick up one of the Readers to see what great discoveries have been made in the world of Science. At first, I notice the last kid to have the book had scribbled into it. A couple pages into the book I noticed they weren’t just scribbles…there was a penis drawn on every page! Penises galore. It was penis palooza.

Not only were penises drawn on all of the male characters in the book, but inanimate objects were artistically transformed into the male organ. I started to erase the images and then I thought, “Who am I to destroy art?”

Of course I did not place the booklet back in the pile. It’s on my fridge held by a magnet that says,“Look what Shannon did Today!” along with the worksheet and extra credit assignments I finished early.