Tuesday, November 18, 2008

My Favorite Game

I like sitting at my desk at the front of the class feeling like God. Sometimes I even jack up my seat so I appear taller and more powerful than I really am.

My favorite thing to do is scan the room and make eye contact with one of the students. I slightly close my eyes as if I'm concentrating while they begin to get a "deer in the headlights" look.

I stare at them for an awkwardly long period of time and then ask their name.

"Jimmy"

"And how do you spell that, Jimmy?"

As he spells his name I scribble on a sticky note, nothing legible. The whole time I'm staring at him.

"Why?!"

"Oh, no reason. Go back to your work."

They absolutely lose their minds!

I love it.

3 comments:

porrothecat said...

Nobody expects to get in trouble from the sub! I'm looking forward to reading your blog.

AW said...

I love this game. Thinking about it makes me laugh.

matluce91 said...

that is why they always do that it is just a stupid little game that you subs play now i don't have to worry because i can be as disruptful as i want and i know that it is just a game thanks SGK your blog is freaking hilarious